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Song Parodies -> "Leader Don't Know Jack"

Original Song Title:

"Leader Of The Pack"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Shangri-Las

Parody Song Title:

"Leader Don't Know Jack"

Parody Written by:

William Tong

The Lyrics

(instrumental intro)

[Spoken during intro:]

Is there really any doubt with him?
Well, there he is! Let's ask him.
"Dubya, is there anything you're sharing?"
"Uh-uh!"
See, it's just Cheney, hiding for him.
And he's picking up after the fool today.
Anyway, how should we treat him?

Regretfully, he cheated Gore.
He was installed illegally.
Declared the victor (yes, we see).
That's how you tell that this leader don't know jack!

Most folks were always putting him down.
They knew he came from the rich side of town.
We knew him from his dad.
Now we know, we've been had.
That's how you tell that this leader don't know jack!

We say he's bad, that dumb W.
We have to tell this dummy he's through.
In '04, tell Shrub goodbye.
'Cause all he can do is lie.
So far, he has shown you, this leader don't know jack!

[spoken during instrumental break:]
His peers are beginning to crow.
We must drive away all the looney Right.
They begged him, "Don't go slow!"
Ideas so absurd, they'll never go.
Get out! Get out! Get out! Get out!

He is so reckless, with I.O.U.'s
Remembering all the things his donors do.
This fool is their sop, we swear.
Music to their ears, in Dubya's care.
We'll never forget that this leader don't know jack!

This leader don't know jack - now begone!
This leader don't know jack - now begone!
This leader don't know jack - now begone!
This leader don't know jack - now begone!

(fade)

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