(instrumental intro)

He was a lazy, simple man who always got his way.
Through donors, money piled; he could afford to play.
He's not the top man, through his graft.
Though all his life he fu**ed up, and he avoided the draft.
He's in the White House now, running his monarchy.
He's the crooked and incompetent G.W.B.

His antics made a fool out of our Uncle Sam.
The stock market is down from the accounting scam.
His cronies want to loot our land.
Because of Ken Lay, this crap... went just the way it was planned.
He's played us all for chumps... in his plutocracy.
He's the crooked and incompetent G.W.B.

We'll boot, we'll boot, we'll boot Dubya, boot!
He's blown his chance as the czar, through despotism.
He can't make a quote, unless
The aides to the czar are stayin' with him.
He's played us all for chumps... in his plutocracy.
He's the crooked and incompetent G.W.B.

He is the crooked and incompetent G.W.B.
(musical pause)
Has right wing crazed plans to just bamboozle the country without mercy.
Aren't you amazed how all the ditto chumps hail to the czar?
To the crooked and incompetent G.W.B.

We'll boot, we'll boot, we'll boot Dubya, boot!
He's blown his chance as the czar, through despotism.
He can't make a quote, unless
The aides to the czar and stayin' with him.
He's played us all for chumps... in his plutocracy.
He's the crooked and incompetent G.W.B.

(instrumental break)

He put the press to sleep, so they won't even fight.
When he f**ks up, they all say how he is so "bright."
They clap their hands; "He's champ," they bleat.
Because we know now the ways the Dumb One bought his top seat.
Bush really f**ked it up... with his hypocrisy.
He's the crooked and incompetent G.W.B.

Duh-buh-ya... The dummy's who's czar.
Duh-buh-ya... The dummy's who's czar.
Duh-buh-ya... The dummy's who's czar.
Duh-buh-ya... The dummy czar.

He's played us all for chumps... in his plutocracy.
He's the crooked and incompetent G.W.B.