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Song Parodies -> "Republican Dummy"

Original Song Title:

"American Woman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Guess Who

Parody Song Title:

"Republican Dummy"

Parody Written by:

William Tong

The Lyrics

(electric guitar riff)

Republican dummy
G. Dubya B.
Republican dummy
Got no majority
He lost the popular vote to Gore
That was a slap in his face, so sore
He's got more important things to do
But stealing elections are nothing new
This dummy
Wants to win this way-ay
Republican Dummy
Stole Election Day-ay-ay-ay!

(electric guitar solo)

American Dummy
Gets away with stealing
American Dummy
It's just so revealing
We're just mocking Bush,
Next to Gore, he's just a pale shadow, no more
The hand counts beat vote machines
We don't need your courtroom schemes
The Far Right is hypnotized
Spouting fat Rush Limbaugh's lies
Hey, Dummy!
G. Dubya B.
American Dummy
No presidency

(electric guitar solo)

American Dummy
Won't get away
American Dummy
Heed what voters say
With Bush hanging on chads, Al Gore
Got extra votes when they counted more
The hand counts beat vote machines
We don't need your courtroom schemes
The Far Right is hypnotized
Spouting fat Rush Limbaugh's lies
Hey, Dummy!
G. Dubya B.
American Dummy
No presidency

No, he won't get away, he won't get away,
We don't believe you, Dummy
Don't believe you, Dummy
Bye-bye... bye-bye... bye-bye... bye-bye...
He's no good, you see
That no good W.
Gonna poke you right in the eye
Tell you what we're gonna do
We know they gotta leave
We know they gotta go
We know they gotta leave
We know they gotta go-o,
Nobody picked this dummy
Goodbye, Republican Dummy
Goodbye, Republican Dick

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