Song Parodies -> John Ashcroft Is Hunting You Down

Original Song Title:

"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"

Original Performer:

Traditional

  
Parody Song Title:

"John Ashcroft Is Hunting You Down"

Parody Written by:

William Tong

(instrumental intro)

You'd better watch out - you'd better not pry.
You're gonna find out he's Dubya's spy.
John Ashcroft is hunting you down.

His enemies list: from Bush's advice.
He'll label you "terrorist" if you're not nice.
John Ashcroft is hunting you down.

He'll seize you when you're sleeping.
If you call Bush a fake.
If you protest, it does no good.
'Cause he won't admit mistakes, so...

You'd better watch out - you'd better not pry.
You're gonna find out he's Dubya's spy.
John Ashcroft is hunting you down.

This regime appalls - installed by a coup.
Bush is a joke; a stupid czar, too.
John Ashcroft is hunting you down.

Bush is a greenhorn, who's beating war drums.
He's in cahoots with Rummy's old chums.
John Ashcroft is hunting you down.

Storm troopers in the Homeland... proclaim security.
Our Bill of Rights has been torn down,
Just for Bush's monarchy, so...

You'd better watch out - you'd better not pry.
You're gonna find out he's Dubya's spy.
John Ashcroft is hunting you down.
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