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Song Parodies -> "Never Been To Spain"

Original Song Title:

"Never Been To Spain"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Three Dog Night

Parody Song Title:

"Never Been To Spain"

Parody Written by:

William Tong

The Lyrics

(As sung by Dubya, the Nowhere Man:)

Well, I'd never been to Spain.
There, they found me quite confusing.
Who invited those protestors?
I did not find them amusing.
And I'm refusing
To accept losing
This power I'm using.

Well, I've never been to England,
'Cause I don't like them foreign people.
Sellin' Stars Wars now in stages.
I'll drag them along, if we pull.
Executions... are crime solutions.
Feels so good.
Oh, feels so good!

Never been out of my haven,
Because Texas is America.
Even though I wasn't born there,*
I don't want you to remember.
Can I go home now?
I thought that somehow
They would be flattered.
They would be flattered.

(instrumental break)

Well, I'd never been to Spain.
There, they found me quite confusing.
Who invited those protestors?
I did not find them amusing.
And I'm refusing
To accept losing
This power I'm using.
Never been out of my haven,
Because Texas is America.
Even though I wasn't born there,*
I don't want you to remember.
Can I go home now?
I thought that somehow
They would be flattered.
They would be flattered.

(repeat last verse and fade)

(*Dubya was born a Yankee in New Haven, Connecticut.)

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