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Song Parodies -> "Quagmire"

Original Song Title:

"Rag Doll"

Original Performer:

The Four Seasons

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

William Tong

The Lyrics

(instrumental intro)

Ooh, oo-oo-oo-ooh (Ooh-oo-ooh)
Ahh, ah-ah-ah-ahh (Quagmire, ooh)

(Family crown) When Shrub was just a kid,
He chose the family crown.
(Family crown) He became emperor;
His oil war drags us down.
It's his... quagmire...
Dubya's... quagmire.
Iraq is the place where his mess lost face.

Ooh, oo-oo-oo-ooh (Ooh-oo-ooh)

(Bad quagmire) Deranged, his land grab was a planned stab; Iraq crude.
(Iraq crude) Now don't forget he caused a war 'cause of Dad's feud.
It's a... quagmire, such a... quagmire.
So the Shrub must go, we must let him know.

Ooh, oo-oo-oo-ooh (Ooh-oo-ooh)
Ahh, ah-ah-ah-ahh (Quagmire, ooh)
We loathe his bluster as the czar.

Ahh, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ahh (Quagmire, ooh)
Ahh, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ahh (Quagmire, ooh)

(instrumental fade)

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How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 24

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