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Song Parodies -> "Press Is Spinning The News A Lot, 'Cause Bush Suck"

Original Song Title:

"It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"Press Is Spinning The News A Lot, 'Cause Bush Suck"

Parody Written by:

William Tong

The Lyrics

Satire about the lap dog press that has propped up Dubya, the Emperor who has no clothes
(instrumental intro)

Press is spinning the news a lot, 'cause Bush sucks.
Everywhere he goes:
People protesting him again;
Some herded into a pen.
This killer's blamed for deaths and Iraq woe.

Press is spinning the news a lot, 'cause Bush sucks.
Boys sent off to war.
But the sh*ttiest sight to see
Is the folly that will be:
Years, Bush stole four more.

Abu Graib Prison guard brutes,
Crooks in corporate suits,
With a wish for Armageddon.
Scowling hate talk,
Right wing radio squawk;
Debate scope, now banished as "sin."
The world's sad; in dread, they wait.
New Bush wars start again.

Press is spinning the news a lot, 'cause Bush sucks.
Everywhere he goes,
Bush won't see just who gives him hell.
(To stay in the dark is swell.)
He's heard his kind, who have no minds to show.

Press is spinning the news a lot, 'cause Bush sucks.
Spoon-fed shills take part.
As the King, Bush will make them sing:
"Bush is great - we'll kiss your ring.
He's right, in his heart."

(instrumental break)

Press is spinning the news a lot, 'cause Bush sucks.
Boys sent off to war.
But the sh*ttiest sight to see
Is the folly that will be:
Years, Bush stole four more.
Bush is vicious; wants war.

(instrumental ending)

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