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Song Parodies -> "He Spies"

Original Song Title:

"These Eyes"

Original Performer:

The Guess Who

Parody Song Title:

"He Spies"

Parody Written by:

William Tong

The Lyrics

Satire about Attorney General John Ashcroft, who wants to snoop on all citizens with impunity
(instrumental intro)

He spies... to take your rights from you.
He harms... our rights, he's at it again.
Thinks democracy's bad.
Prefers a plutocracy by Bush Baby... oh, no...
It makes us vomit to see Ashcroft's not joking... not joking...

He spies... watch what you say... don't pretend.
Be smart... he'll intercept what you send.
Thinks democracy's bad.
Prefers plutocracy... oh, no, no...
Since he took power, said weed's bad.
Don't smoke it... don't smoke it...

He spies... he's lying.
He spies and sees a lot of doves,
And he's never gonna free protesters who don't like W.

He spies... he's lying.
He spies and sees a lot of doves,
And he's never gonna free protesters who don't like W.

He spies... he's lying.
He spies and sees a lot of doves,
And he's never gonna free protesters who don't like W.

He spies... to take your rights... from you.
He harms... our rights, he's at it again... at it again.

He spies... he's lying.
He spies and sees a lot of doves,
And he's never gonna free protesters who don't like W.

He spies... he's lying.
He spies and sees a lot of doves,
And he's never gonna free protesters who don't like W.

He spies... he's lying.
He spies and sees a lot of doves,
And he's never gonna free protesters who don't like W.

He spies... he's lying.
He spies and sees a lot of doves,
And he's never gonna free protesters who don't like W.

(repeat refrain and fade)

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