Sex scandal, was he sleazy!
Craig accused, confirmed it's so.
We heard Larry Craig plead for sympathy.
Fate's unkind; it exposed hypocrisy.

We found out 'bout Craig (so horny)
He'll be leaving us; he must go.
We found out he'll leave (shady, shady)
Craig is leaving; he must go.

We all heard a noisy man who made a stand... against all gay pride.
Right wing base must cry, and bleep him; but, still they're weepin'
They're weepin' at more fallen, on their side.

We found out 'bout Craig (so horny)
He'll be leaving us; he must go.
We found out he'll leave (shady, shady)
Craig is leaving; he must go.

Why are right wing creeps all so inept?
We're glad they'll pay; they can't keep on just talkin' that way.
Comics now laugh, at Larry "wide stance"
It's payback; that'll teach ya, for toilet stall dance.

We found out 'bout Craig (so horny)
He'll be leaving us; he must go.
We found out he'll leave (shady, shady)
Craig is leaving; he must go.

We found out 'bout Craig (so horny)
He'll be leaving us; he must go.
We found out he'll leave (shady, shady)
Craig is leaving; he must go.

Yes, Craig's man-love's so deep, in the pit of his heart.
See the way that he got so sore.
Wouldn't take blame for dumb and sleazy playin' footsie
His sleaze has freaked out his party; he's out the door.

We found out 'bout Craig (so horny)
He'll be leaving us; he must go.
We found out he'll leave (shady, shady)
Craig is leaving; he must go.

We found out 'bout Craig (so horny)
He'll be leaving us; he must go.
We found out he'll leave (shady, shady)
Craig is leaving; he must go.

(repeat refrain and end)