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Song Parodies -> "A.G. Ashcroft Lies"

Original Song Title:

"Bette Davis Eyes"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kim Carnes

Parody Song Title:

"A.G. Ashcroft Lies"

Parody Written by:

William Tong

The Lyrics

(instrumental intro)

We must "do as we're told."
Zip lips, watch for spies.
A lot of nonsense sold,
Because A.G. Ashcroft lies.

He'll turn his goons upon you.
He won't have to think twice.
He wants his power to grow.
Because A.G. Ashcroft lies.

Asset seizure, at his leisure.
Took our rights away, to be sure.
He's atrocious, and we know just
What a fake his boss is - bogus.
A "religious" crackpot we despise,
Because... A.G. Ashcroft lies.

(instrumental break)

He can invade your home.
We've got no Bill of Rights.
Since Bush sat on the throne,
We've heard A.G. Ashcroft lies.

If he stumbles on you,
This troll will put you on ice.
Salute to Duh-Buh-You,
Because A.G. Ashcroft lies.

And he'll hose you, 'cause he knows you
Won't believe him, as he shows you
He's atrocious.
And we know just what a fake his boss is - bogus.
A "religious" crackpot that we despise,
Because... A.G. Ashcroft lies...

Asset seizure, at his leisure.
Took our rights away, to be sure.
He's atrocious.
And we knows just what a fake his boss is - bogus.
A "religious" crackpot that we despise,
Because... A.G. Ashcroft lies...

(fade)


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