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Song Parodies -> "War Machine"

Original Song Title:

"Billie Jean"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"War Machine"

Parody Written by:

William Tong

The Lyrics

(instrumental intro)

His regime's war-like, 'cause of Bush's team; that is how they're seen
By all mankind; by his words, it seems Bush is the one
Who will dance when his war has been won.
World says Bush is the one
Who will dance when his war has been one.

"Shock and Awe," a game for his war machine, as his hawks all preen.
Wants Saddam dead, oil the prize they dreamed, after they've won.
They will dance when their war has been won.

Other nations told Bush: "Be careful of what you do.
And don't go around breaking treaties apart."
And others tried to tell him: "Brute force is not enough.
And be careful of what you do; soon your lies catch up to you."
Hey!

War machine, oil lovers
Threaten the world, and aims at anyone
Who dismisses the Dim Son.
Bush aims at anyone
Who dismisses the Dim Son.

Count all the ways that Bush tried to fight;
No law was on his side.
Bush had long planned to take Iraq's land
Through schemes and scams.
He will dance when his war has been won.
By taking wrong advice,
This emperor won't ever think twice (won't think twice).

We hear Bush Baby making threats to "spread democracy."
But war front photos show Bush Baby lies.
Lies to the blind;
Those who dance when his war has been won.

Other nations told Bush: "Be careful of what you do.
And don't go around breaking treaties apart."
And Tony Blair stood by him to propel Iraqi doom.
They want it real soon, 'cause Blair could get the broom.
Hey!

War machine, oil lovers
Threaten the world, and aims at anyone
Who dismisses the Dim Son.
Bush aims at anyone
Who dismisses the Dim Son.

(repeat chorus and fade)

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