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Song Parodies -> "Gitmo Pit"

Original Song Title:

"Cisco Kid"

Original Performer:

War

Parody Song Title:

"Gitmo Pit"

Parody Written by:

William Tong

The Lyrics

Satire about the Bush-created gulag in Guantanamo Bay, better known as "Gitmo" where hundreds of "enemy combatants" have been detained indefinitely and tortured without charge or legal representation.
(instrumental intro)

Gitmo pit: length of stay - all time.
Gitmo pit: length of stay - all time.
Torture risky; Bush commits war crime.
Torture risky; Bush commits war crime.

Struck down rule of law throughout our land.
Struck down rule of law throughout our land.
Bush exalted; wingnuts in command.
Bush exalted; wingnuts in command.

Outlaws rule from pinheads on High Court.
Outlaws rule from pinheads on High Court.
Gitmo torture: stain Bush won't report.
Gitmo torture: stain Bush won't report.

A...bu... Ghraib... cruel... cruel... cruel...

Rumsfeld was upset; torture pics were real.
Rumsfeld was upset; torture pics were real.
Ashcroft's lingo: "no right to appeal."
Ashcroft's lingo: "no right to appeal."

Gitmo pit: length of stay - all time.
Gitmo pit: the length of stay - all time.
Gitmo pit: length of stay - all time.
Gitmo pit: length of stay - all time.

Gitmo pit: length of stay - all time.
Gitmo pit: the length of stay - all time.
Gitmo pit: length of stay - all time.
Gitmo pit: length of stay - all time.

(repeat final refrain and fade)

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