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Song Parodies -> "I Saw Suspicious Men"
Original Song Title:
"I Saw Three Ships"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"I Saw Suspicious Men"
Parody Written by:
William Tong
The Lyrics
Satire about the ballyhooed "sighting" of "suspected Arab terrorists" by paranoid Georgia waitress Eunice Stone - who were found by police to be innocent medical students and American citizens
(As sung by Eunice Stone:)
(instrumental intro)
I saw suspicious men come in.
What did they say? What did they say?
I saw suspicious men come in.
What did they say? Send a warning!
I've volunteered for TIPS, you see.
I snitch so patriotically.
I've volunteered for TIPS, you see.
Them Ay-rabs better take warning!
They're terrorists! They'll make mayhem!
They'll make mayhem! They'll make mayhem!
They're terrorists! They'll make mayhem!
Like Coulter said, they look swarthy.
I made headlines! I'm on TV!
I'm on TV! I'm on TV!
I made headlines! I'm on TV!
All day, from evening 'til morning!
(repeat verses)
(instrumental intro)
I saw suspicious men come in.
What did they say? What did they say?
I saw suspicious men come in.
What did they say? Send a warning!
I've volunteered for TIPS, you see.
I snitch so patriotically.
I've volunteered for TIPS, you see.
Them Ay-rabs better take warning!
They're terrorists! They'll make mayhem!
They'll make mayhem! They'll make mayhem!
They're terrorists! They'll make mayhem!
Like Coulter said, they look swarthy.
I made headlines! I'm on TV!
I'm on TV! I'm on TV!
I made headlines! I'm on TV!
All day, from evening 'til morning!
(repeat verses)
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