Mike shot his mouth off; wrote another stupid parody.
Mike shot his mouth off; wrote another stupid parody.

He loves Bush; he had a cow.
He's trying to attack me now.
He claims Bush ain't dumb, and is guilt-free.
But that's shilling, not a parody.
A dull knife - G.W.B.

So I say...

Mike shot his mouth off;
Does he think that makes a Bush defense?
Mike shot his mouth off;
But the world still thinks that Bush is really dense.

Michael Florio's a big baby.
Jealous? I don't know.
Every time I submit a song.
He says, "Damn it! Not more of those!"
He says, "Damn it! Not more of those!"

Well, hey...

Mike shot his mouth off;
Does he think that makes a Bush defense?
Mike shot his mouth off;
Does he think that makes a Bush defense?

Freedom of speech ain't Mike's way.
If you laugh at Dub-ya's crown.
I write for my web site, then I send songs down.
Posted here, to be found.
Perhaps not a common ground.

But, hey...

Mike shot his mouth off; wrote another stupid parody.
Mike shot his mouth off; wrote another stupid parody.

Mike Florio complains bitterly.
I can't make Bush look good - not me.
Any way, some humor serves us well.
Hope one day, the bigots will drop out.
Hope one day, the bigots will drop out.

I must say...

Mike shot his mouth off; tryin' to write a song attacking me.
Mike shot his mouth off; wrote another stupid parody...