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Song Parodies -> "Ballots of Jeb Bush"

Original Song Title:

"The Beverly Hillbillies"

Original Performer:

Theme Song

Parody Song Title:

"Ballots of Jeb Bush"

Parody Written by:

William Tong

The Lyrics

Down in Florida, the Governor's a man named Jeb
Who helped engineer another Constitution-shred
Voters didn't go for George, 'cause they weren't in the mood
Then, we all were astounded - the State's gettin' sued!

Ballots, that is... black voters... the Presidency

Well, the first thing you know, George screamed it wasn't fair
His kinfolk helped, and Jeb is trusting the co-chair,
Katherine Harris, Florida's Secretary of State
Tryin' to steal the election - no recounts, she won't wait

Shills they are... media fools... chads in cards

(bluegrass instrumental break)

If you read your history, you'd know 'bout Jeb and all his kin
For scandals and corruption, you should know where they have been
But the media's now beholden to right wing mentality
And they're helpin' all the Bushes distort reality

Money talks... y'all kick back now!

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