Song Parodies -> We Can't Stand His Command

Original Song Title:

"Put Your Hand In The Hand"

Original Performer:

Ocean

  
Parody Song Title:

"We Can't Stand His Command"

Parody Written by:

William Tong

(instrumental intro)

We can't stand his command - he's the man who fouled our water.
We can't stand the command of this man's plutocracy.
Been a crook all his life, just take a look: Bush brothers' pedigree.
No, we can't stand the command of this man, G.W.B.

Every time you look, you know that Bush the crook will just dissemble (dissemble).
We all know he isn't smart; no "commander" does he resemble.
Those rich guys who gave bribes were no different fellows than what Bush professed to be.
That's because he's to blame; we know he'll lie, so that people won't see.

We can't stand his command - he's the man who fouled our water.
We can't stand the command of this man's plutocracy.
Been a crook all his life, just take a look: Bush brothers' pedigree.
No, we can't stand the command of this man, G.W.B.

His Pop was told, to his dismay, that Dubya bungled 9/11.
He said, "Just stall for time, and you'll create conservative heaven."
Shrub is feeling kind of sh*tty 'bout the number of crimes in view since his coup.
The election's ahead, and with Iraq, he'll start a war anew!

We can't stand his command - he's the man who fouled our water.
We can't stand the command of this man's plutocracy.
Been a crook all his life, just take a look: Bush brothers' pedigree.
No, we can't stand the command of this man, G.W.B.

No, we can't stand the command of this man, G.W.B.
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