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William Tong

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Hegemon (noun) : one who practices hegemony - the domination of one state over its allies
(instrumental intro)

G.W.B. is whom we detest,
Like no one ever was.
He's hatched plans for all the rest
Who will not join his cause.
He's Hegemon; he'll conquer lands
Through power, if defied.

Hegemon! Wants to conquer all.
G.W.B. now crows, "War's my destiny.
Big Oil is my best friend;
It's their world we must defend."
Hegemon! Wants to conquer all.
His right wing crew encouraged a worldwide coup.
Impeach George and impeach Dick!
Wants to conquer all.
Wants to conquer all.

(repeat verses)

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