-> "He's Too Dumb To Lead"
Original Song Title:
"Ain't Too Proud To Beg"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"He's Too Dumb To Lead"
The Lyrics
(instrumental intro)
We know Bush is no leader.
He's not amused that people know.
On his face is egg, and he'll get no sympathy.
His dull mind causes stress for Regent Dick Cheney.
(Chorus:)
He's too dumb to lead, you know it (he's nothin')
He can't lead the world; they say so.
He's too dumb to lead, dumb Bush Baby.
He can't lead the world; they say so.
Now we hear this lyin' man with half a brain.
With no sense inside.
His junta has to prop up Dubya, who's busy sleepin'
Big Oil's reapin' Bush's ride.
He's too dumb to lead, you know it (he's nothin')
He can't lead the world; they say so.
He's too dumb to lead, dumb Bush Baby.
He can't lead the world; they say so.
Acted like a creep, just in lockstep, right wing way.
Let his donors just all have their say.
Foreign friends laugh, as they look at our land.
'Cause our stupid creep's a dumb Republican.
He's too dumb to lead, you know it (he's nothin')
He can't lead the world; they say so.
He's too dumb to lead, dumb Bush Baby.
He can't lead the world; they say so.
(instrumental break and solo)
Now he's got worry 'bout...
Dick Cheney and his heart.
There's no way Bush knows what's the score.
Dubya's way too dumb to lead, that Bush Baby.
Election Day's comin' - send him out the door!
He's too dumb to lead, you know it (he's nothin')
He can't lead the world; they say so.
He's too dumb to lead, dumb Bush Baby.
He can't lead the world; they say so.
(repeat chorus and fade)
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