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Song Parodies -> "Faker Jet Fighter"

Original Song Title:

"Paperback Writer"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Faker Jet Fighter"

Parody Written by:

William Tong

The Lyrics

Satire about AWOL Dubya's cynical photo-op, posing as a jet fighter pilot on an aircraft carrier
Faker jet figher (faker jet fighter)...

(instrumental intro)

Shrub's comin' at em, with his tail hook.
Let's give him jeers of spite; Bush is still a schnook.
The press will grovel to this man, in fear
Of his right wing mob.
But the world sees a faker jet fighter...
Faker jet fighter.

Mr. Smirk's fake glory on TV was planned.
Of the world, Dull Knife doesn't understand.
Dim Son is smirking: his regime's for sale.
It's a heady job, but the world sees
A faker jet fighter...
Faker jet fighter.

(instrumental break)

Pro-Bush crowds, Rove stages with his big spin crew.
They'll be fighting wars 'gainst the weakest, too.
War won't take much longer; makes the Bushies smile.
Dr. StrangeRove found that Bush ought to be
A faker jet fighter...
Faker jet fighter.
Faker jet fighter (faker jet fighter)...

Yes, they really love him on the looney Right.
Donors making millions from Bush, overnight.
World's trust, Bush spurned it; Bush will rule by fear.
But he's still a fake; he'll always be
A faker jet fighter...
Faker jet fighter...

Faker jet fighter (faker jet fighter)...
Faker jet fighter (faker jet fighter)...
Faker jet fighter (faker jet fighter)...
Faker jet fighter (faker jet fighter)...
Faker jet fighter.

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