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Song Parodies -> "Robert Dole's Speeches"

Original Song Title:

"Rock & Roll Music"

Original Performer:

Chuck Berry

Parody Song Title:

"Robert Dole's Speeches"

Parody Written by:

William Tong

The Lyrics

Written during the 1996 presidential campaign, when Bob Dole ran and lost to Bill Clinton
Don't want to hear no more of
Robert Dole's speeches
See how many voters he reaches
He's got a sharp tongue that just leaches
Acid from the ideas he teaches
He'd better practice what he preaches
If he wants a vote from me
If he wants a vote from me

I got no grudge against the G.O.P.
But Pat Buchanan is pure misery
And Stevie Forbes is just a big rich nerd
The other guys were left back in the herd

Don't want to hear no more of
Robert Dole's speeches
See how many voters he reaches
He's got a sharp tongue that just leaches
Acid from the ideas he teaches
He'd better practice what he preaches
If he wants a vote from me
If he wants a vote from me

He's running first along the campaign trail
And Alexander's train would soon derail
He hopes Buchanan and his pitch will fail
We'll say to Forbes our votes are not for sale

Don't want to hear no more of
Robert Dole's speeches
See how many voters he reaches
He's got a sharp tongue that just leaches
Acid from the ideas he teaches
He'd better practice what he preaches
If he wants a vote from me
If he wants a vote from me

Their big convention's in the Golden State
And Dole's the one they're going to nominate
They'll make some noise in San Diego
But he's still got a long way to go

We're gonna hear some more of
Robert Dole's speeches
See how many voters he reaches
He's got a sharp tongue that just leaches
Acid from the ideas he teaches
He'd better practice what he preaches
If he wants a vote from me
If he wants a vote from me

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