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Song Parodies -> "One"

Original Song Title:

"One"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Three Dog Night

Parody Song Title:

"One"

Parody Written by:

William Tong

The Lyrics

Thanks for all the votes. You know who you are... :-)
One is lowliest number my detractors use.
Two's not as bad as one.
Not as lowly a number as the number one.

Voting's the gladdest experience my boo birds know.
Yes, it's the gladdest experience my boo birds know.
'Cause one is the lowliest number my detractors use.
One is the lowliest number - they don't like my views.

They'd like to negative-vote, and make me go away.
So they'll spend their time... voting down my songs today.

One is the lowliest number, one is the lowliest number,
One is the lowliest number my detractors use.

They'd like to negative-vote, and make me go away.

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One is the lowliest (number)
One is the lowliest (number)
One is the lowliest number my detractors use.

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One is the lowliest (number)
One is the lowliest number my detractors use.

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One...! (one is the lowliest number my detractors use)
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One is the lowliest number my detractors use.
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One is the lowliest number my detractors use.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 63

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   8
 9
 10
 
 2   3
 4
 3
 
 3   1
 1
 1
 
 4   2
 2
 1
 
 5   49
 47
 48
 

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