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Bush, stop trying to pander to those
Fruitcake right wing zealots
Bush stopped and posed with all of those
Bob Jones looney zealots

No one's dumber, can't avoid it
Winning races with slime
Tied to zealots, he's exploited
They all say, "Bush is mine!"

Pundits warning when Bush starts debating, he will flop
And he'll flip-flop and have a cow when he gets caught
The right wing won't care if their positions look insane
The day the voters throw them out, they'll be to blame

Can't wait 'til the right wing party
Gets what they are due
Thinkin' that they have a chance
By spinning what's untrue

See the son of Bush the Elder
See him faltering now
Price he'll pay to right wing zealots
To whom he'll kow-tow

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Pundits warning when Bush starts debating, he will flop
And he'll flip-flop and have a cow when he gets caught
The right wing won't care if their positions look insane
The day the voters throw them out, they'll be to blame

Bush, stop trying to pander to those
Fruitcake right wing zealots
Bush stopped and posed with all of those
Bob Jones looney zealots

No one's dumber, can't avoid it
Winning races with slime
Tied to zealots, he's exploited
They all say, "Bush is mine!"