Song Parodies -> The Ditto Sheep Can't Fight
| Original Song Title: | "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" |
| Original Performer: | The Tokens |
| Parody Song Title: | "The Ditto Sheep Can't Fight" |
| Parody Written by: | William Tong |
(instrumental intro)
(Lead vocal:)
With ease... we'll make them crawl away...
(Refrain:)
So dream away, so dream away, so dream away, so dream away,
So dream away, so dream away, so dream away, so dream away...
Right wing bungles, the right wing bungles,
But ditto sheep can't fight.
Right wing bungles, the right wing bungles,
The ditto sheep can't write.
(Refrain:)
So dream away, so dream away, so dream away, so dream away,
So dream away, so dream away, so dream away, so dream away...
(Lead vocal sung during refrain:)
With ease... we'll make them crawl away...
With ease... we'll make them crawl away...
They are snarling, 'cause Bush, their darling, is parodied; made slight.
They are snarling, 'cause Rush, their darling, is parodied, made slight.
(Refrain:)
So dream away, so dream away, so dream away, so dream away,
So dream away, so dream away, so dream away, so dream away...
(Lead vocal sung during refrain:)
With ease... we'll make them crawl away...
With ease... we'll make them crawl away...
(instrumental break)
Where's Newt Gingrich?
That ol' Newt Grinch?
Who used to lead the Right.
Where's Newt Gingrich?
That ol' Newt Grinch?
The one who lost the fight.
(Refrain:)
He went away, he went away, he went away, he went away,
He went away, he went away, he went away, he went away...
(Lead vocal sung during refrain:)
His sleaze... just made Newt crawl away...
His sleaze... just made Newt crawl away...
(repeat refrain and fade)
(Lead vocal:)
With ease... we'll make them crawl away...
(Refrain:)
So dream away, so dream away, so dream away, so dream away,
So dream away, so dream away, so dream away, so dream away...
Right wing bungles, the right wing bungles,
But ditto sheep can't fight.
Right wing bungles, the right wing bungles,
The ditto sheep can't write.
(Refrain:)
So dream away, so dream away, so dream away, so dream away,
So dream away, so dream away, so dream away, so dream away...
(Lead vocal sung during refrain:)
With ease... we'll make them crawl away...
With ease... we'll make them crawl away...
They are snarling, 'cause Bush, their darling, is parodied; made slight.
They are snarling, 'cause Rush, their darling, is parodied, made slight.
(Refrain:)
So dream away, so dream away, so dream away, so dream away,
So dream away, so dream away, so dream away, so dream away...
(Lead vocal sung during refrain:)
With ease... we'll make them crawl away...
With ease... we'll make them crawl away...
(instrumental break)
Where's Newt Gingrich?
That ol' Newt Grinch?
Who used to lead the Right.
Where's Newt Gingrich?
That ol' Newt Grinch?
The one who lost the fight.
(Refrain:)
He went away, he went away, he went away, he went away,
He went away, he went away, he went away, he went away...
(Lead vocal sung during refrain:)
His sleaze... just made Newt crawl away...
His sleaze... just made Newt crawl away...
(repeat refrain and fade)
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