King of the Right's
On the radio now
And his callers are lauding him so
There up the road
On the nice side of town
In his radio studio show

Sits an audience
Who ain't got no brains
They're called dittoheads
They spout Rush refrains

It's the Rush! The Rush!
Brother Rush Dittohead Sensation Show!
It's packed with crazies
And not so amazing
That everyone cheers
But nobody jeers
The star of the show

Rush bashes Bill
And you can always bet
You will hear a big threat come from him
Lies brash and loud
That's how he works the crowd
And they are very proud of him

Catch Rush Limbaugh's Show
Spot his big mistakes
He'll just let them go
Oh, give us a break!

It's the Rush! The Rush!
Brother Rush Dittohead Sensation Show!
It's packed with crazies
And not so amazing
That everyone cheers
But nobody jeers
The star of the show

Repeat refrain during spoken sermon:
He will fool ya... don't know how he'll fool ya
He will fool ya... don't know how he'll fool ya
He will fool ya... don't know how he'll fool ya
He will fool ya... don't know how he'll fool ya
He will fool ya... don't know how he'll fool ya...

We can't stand his show
To this very day
>From the start, we'll know
What's he's going to say

(Folly! Folly! Folly! Folly! Folly! Folly! Folly! Folly!)

It's the Rush! The Rush!
Brother Rush Dittohead Sensation Show!
It's packed with crazies
And not so amazing
That everyone cheers
But nobody jeers
The star of the show