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Song Parodies -> "Michelle"

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The Beatles

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Parody Written by:

William Tong

The Lyrics

Satire lampooning looney right-wing columnist Michelle Malkin, who was recently laughed off the air on Bill Maher's Politically Incorrect, and from Chris Matthew's Hardball, for falsely implying that John Kerry's war wounds which won 3 Purple Hearts were self-inflicted.
(instrumental intro)

Michelle... caught hell
On "Hardball," claimed Kerry "shot himself."
Dumb Michelle.

Michelle... caught hell
Bill Maher's show made her look really dumb,
Look really dumb.

They loathed you, they loathed you, they loathed you.
The audience did say:
"Michelle, please go away."
Malkin's saying only words that right wing fools understand.

Michelle... caught hell
On "Hardball" looked outmatched and so dumb,
So really dumb.

She needs to, she needs to, she needs to...
She needs to fake and plea.
Ann Coulter-wannabe:
So shrill, this fool keeps hoping she will
Show that she's mean.

We loathe you... (guitar solo)

They taunt you, they taunt you, they taunt you...
You've blown it; had a cow.
Sobs on her blog right now:
How she was "booed and misconstrued,
And picked on, by a man."

Michelle... caught hell
On "Hardball" looked outmatched and so dumb,
So really dumb.

We should flay her for her words that show
Why she's whom we can't stand.
Whine, Michelle...

(instrumental ending)

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