Song Parodies -> Wants War On Terra

Original Song Title:

"Guantanamera"

Original Performer:

The Sandpipers

  
Parody Song Title:

"Wants War On Terra"

Parody Written by:

William Tong

Bush's anti-environmental policies are his real War on Terra ("Earth")
(instrumental intro)

Wants "War on Terra."
Bush needs and wants "War on Terra."
Wants "War on Terra."
Bush needs and wants "War on Terra."

Bush Boy thinks he's a war hero.
He crowned himself as an emperor.
Bush Boy thinks he's a war hero.
He crowned himself as an emperor.
His power hides that he's a zero.
Pursues a right wing agenda.

Wants "War on Terra."
Bush needs and wants "War on Terra."
Wants "War on Terra."
Bush needs and wants "War on Terra."

Bush gave us drinking water arsenic.
Oil wells in pristine Alaska.
Bush gave us drinking water arsenic.
Oil wells in pristine Alaska.
Environmental disaster,
Because Big Business is his master.

(Spoken during instrumental break:)
He's an untruthful man named after a small tree.
He's still trying to pay back donors who bought his soul.
King Dubya is still green
But put our budget back to red.

The Supreme Court chose and installed him last January.
Those five right wing friends just gave him command.
He does not tolerate whistles nor battles.
He celebrates right wing dittoheads.


Wants "War on Terra."
Bush needs and wants "War on Terra."
Wants "War on Terra."
Bush needs and wants "War on Terra."

Look at Bush Boy and his junta.
Agenda right wing and narrow.
Look at Bush Boy and his junta.
Agenda right wing and narrow.
With the brain power of a sparrow.
As he plays bin Laden's hunter.

Wants "War on Terra."
Bush needs and wants "War on Terra."
Wants "War on Terra."
Bush needs and wants "War on Terra."

Bush gave us drinking water arsenic.
Oil wells in pristine Alaska.
Bush gave us drinking water arsenic.
Oil wells in pristine Alaska.
Environmental disaster,
Because Big Business is his master.

Wants "War on Terra."
Bush needs and wants "War on Terra."
Wants "War on Terra."
Bush needs and wants "War on Terra."

(instrumental ending)
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