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Song Parodies -> "Bush Brat Is Unable"

Original Song Title:

"Cat's In The Cradle"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Harry Chapin

Parody Song Title:

"Bush Brat Is Unable"

Parody Written by:

William Tong

The Lyrics

(instrumental intro)

So wild his life in his younger days
He lived in his world in a booze-induced haze
Air Force planes to catch, and dues to pay
He went AWOL, but it was okay
While he was walking, he just knew what Dad would do
Dad said, "I'm gonna protect you, son,
You know I'm gonna protect you."

The Bush Brat is unable to win, he'll swoon
Little Boy Bush ain't a man, he's a goon
Wants to hit a home run, struck out again
He'll lose - it's not if, but when
He'll lose - it's not if, but when

(instrumental break)

This dunderhead has the nerve to say
He said, "Vote Bush this fall on Election Day."
He is reaching new lows, and he will pay
Though he has no clue, he thinks it's okay
And he talked away, but his smirk makes it clear instead,
We never will like him, no
You know we never will like him

The Bush Brat is unable to win, he'll swoon
Little Boy Bush ain't a man, he's a goon
Wants to hit a home run, struck out again
He'll lose - it's not if, but when
He'll lose - it's not if, but when

(instrumental break)

The Electoral College would not go his way
And Bush is so mad, he just had to say
To the crowds who boo, he will spit all his bile
He shook his head, and it took him a while
To think: "I really need Dad and his cronies' advice, please!
I'm no debater, I just run on sleaze."

The Bush Brat is unable to win, he'll swoon
Little Boy Bush ain't a man, he's a goon
Wants to hit a home run, struck out again
He'll lose - it's not if, but when
He'll lose - it's not if, but when

The Bush Brat is tired, he lost anyway
He wants to run again another day
He said, "The voters must have lost their minds.
Because I'm just like Dad, yet I still lost this time."
There is no new job to master - doesn't know what to do
He said, "I should be talking to you, Dad,
I should be talking to you."
And when Pop got off the phone with his son, said he:
"He messed up just like me
My boy is just like me."

The Bush Brat is unable to win, he'll swoon
Little Boy Bush ain't a man, he's a goon
Wants to hit a home run, struck out again
He'll lose - it's not if, but when
He'll lose - it's not if, but when

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