Song Parodies -> Ain't He Fruity

Original Song Title:

"Tutti Fruity"

Original Performer:

Little Richard

  
Parody Song Title:

"Ain't He Fruity"

Parody Written by:

William Tong

Written in 1996, when Newt Gingrich was Speaker of the House
Wop-bop-a-loo-bop-do-wop-bam-boom!
Ain't he fruity? Oh Newtie!
Ain't he fruity? Oh Newtie!
Ain't he fruity? Oh Newtie!
Ain't he fruity? Oh Newtie!
Ain't he fruity? Oh Newtie!
Help stop the Newt now or else we're doomed!

There's a man named Newt
Let's all give him the boot
There's a man named Newt
Let's all give him the boot
The rich folks will feast
And screw all the rest
So he's the man we all detest

Ain't he fruity? Oh Newtie!
Ain't he fruity? Oh Newtie!
Ain't he fruity? Oh Newtie!
Ain't he fruity? Oh Newtie!
Ain't he fruity? Oh Newtie!
Help stop the Newt now or else we're doomed!

He thinks the homeless are lazy
We think he must be crazy
He thinks the homeless are lazy
We think he must be crazy
We know that the poor are most in need
But fat cats are whom the Newt will feed

Ain't he fruity? Oh Newtie!
Ain't he fruity? Oh Newtie!
Ain't he fruity? Oh Newtie!
Ain't he fruity? Oh Newtie!
Ain't he fruity? Oh Newtie!
Help stop the Newt now or else we're doomed!

There's a man named Newt
Let's all give him the boot
There's a man named Newt
Let's all give him the boot
The rich folks will feast
And screw all the rest
So he's the man we all detest

Ain't he fruity? Oh Newtie!
Ain't he fruity? Oh Newtie!
Ain't he fruity? Oh Newtie!
Ain't he fruity? Oh Newtie!
Ain't he fruity? Oh Newtie!
Help stop the Newt now or else we're doomed!
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Pacing: 4.4
 
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Total Votes: 33
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