Song Parodies -> Hit The GPS Spot
| Original Song Title: | "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" |
| Original Performer: | Pat Benatar |
| Parody Song Title: | "Hit The GPS Spot" |
| Parody Written by: | William Tong |
The Pentagon was caught rigging their test of Bush's proposed
"Son of Star Wars" missle defense system by using a Global Position
System (GPS) on their target drone
(As sung by the Pentagon brass to their missle defense system testers:)
"Son of Star Wars" missle defense system by using a Global Position
System (GPS) on their target drone
(As sung by the Pentagon brass to their missle defense system testers:)
(instrumental intro)
It's been real tough; screw-ups have a long history.
So faking on our part's a necessity.
Let's just say, "Can't see how we do it."
Send up those nukes - they'll go right to it.
Hit the GPS spot!
Take aim and hit the GPS spot!
Hit the GPS spot!
Fire away!
Well, come on, hit it!
Come on, it's in the air!
On display; our necks are bare.
Knock it down, or it's all in vain.
Our Star Wars might face defeat again.
Hit the GPS spot!
Take aim and hit the GPS spot!
Hit the GPS spot!
Fire away!
(instrumental break)
It's been real tough; screw-ups have a long history.
So faking on our part's a necessity.
Before we see another botch up and we all lose face,
We'd better make sure we can cheat with no trace.
Hit the GPS spot!
Come on!
Hit the GPS spot!
Hit the GPS spot!
Fire away!
Hit the GPS spot!
Take aim and hit the GPS spot!
Hit the GPS spot!
Fire away!
It's been real tough; screw-ups have a long history.
So faking on our part's a necessity.
Let's just say, "Can't see how we do it."
Send up those nukes - they'll go right to it.
Hit the GPS spot!
Take aim and hit the GPS spot!
Hit the GPS spot!
Fire away!
Well, come on, hit it!
Come on, it's in the air!
On display; our necks are bare.
Knock it down, or it's all in vain.
Our Star Wars might face defeat again.
Hit the GPS spot!
Take aim and hit the GPS spot!
Hit the GPS spot!
Fire away!
(instrumental break)
It's been real tough; screw-ups have a long history.
So faking on our part's a necessity.
Before we see another botch up and we all lose face,
We'd better make sure we can cheat with no trace.
Hit the GPS spot!
Come on!
Hit the GPS spot!
Hit the GPS spot!
Fire away!
Hit the GPS spot!
Take aim and hit the GPS spot!
Hit the GPS spot!
Fire away!
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