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Song Parodies -> "I've Got A Shock-And-Awe Heart"

Original Song Title:

"I've Got A Rock & Roll Heart"

Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:

"I've Got A Shock-And-Awe Heart"

Parody Written by:

William Tong

The Lyrics

As sung by warmonger Emperor Dubya Bush::
(instrumental intro)

Oil, we're stealing... through all the bombs we've hurled.
I'm at the moment, where I could soon rule the world.
The world says I'm crazy; my reign will implode.
Iran's my new target, hey...
We've got to go... we've got to go...

I'll look tough... for more wars, I'm ready.
I'll look tough... my team took me far.
Congress can't impeach me... for high crimes, nor teach me.
I've got a shock-and-awe... I've got a shock-and-awe heart.

Congress had fallen... it did much harm to the Right.
I'll hold my course steady; won't be folding up my fight.
I say there's nothing left for me to explain.
More war, you're gettin', and I don't want to change...
I don't want to change!

I'll look tough... for more wars, I'm ready.
I'll look tough... my team took me far.
Congress can't impeach me... for high crimes, nor teach me.
I've got a shock-and-awe... I've got a shock-and-awe heart.

I am not a quitter! We'll win - yes, we could!
All we got to do is just put down insurgents for good.

I'll look tough... for more wars, I'm ready.
I'll look tough... my team took me far.
Congress can't impeach me... for high crimes, nor teach me.
I've got a shock-and-awe... I've got a shock-and-awe heart.

(instrumental fade)

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