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Song Parodies -> "Crisco Kid"

Original Song Title:

"Cisco Kid"

Original Performer:

War

Parody Song Title:

"Crisco Kid"

Parody Written by:

William Tong

The Lyrics

(instrumental intro)

Crisco Kid thought he was divine
Crisco Kid thought he was divine
Don't drink whiskey; dancing makes him whine
Don't drink whiskey; dancing makes him whine

John Ashcroft's power was lost, Bush gave a hand
John Ashcroft's power was lost, Bush gave a hand
Lets right wing extremists rule this land
Lets right wing extremists rule this land

The outlaws rule, from pinheads on the Court
The outlaws rule, from pinheads on the Court
Crisco Kid John Ashcroft should be borked
Crisco Kid John Ashcroft should be borked

Ha... ha... ha...
Whoo... whoo... whoo....

Expose this dunce's source of hate; it's real
Expose this dunce's source of hate; it's real
The extremist Right has his appeal
The extremist Right has his appeal

Ha... ha... ha...
Whoo... whoo... whoo....

Crisco Kid is no friend of mine
Crisco Kid is not a fiend of mine
Crisco Kid is no friend of mine
Crisco Kid is no friend of mine

Crisco Kid is no friend of mine
Crisco Kid is not a fiend of mine
Crisco Kid is no friend of mine
Crisco Kid is no friend of mine

Crisco Kid is no friend of mine
Crisco Kid is no fiend of mine
Crisco Kid is no friend of mine
Crisco Kid is no friend of mine

(repeat and fade)

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