Their god is Rush
They don't regret it
It's such a silly maze they're running through
During his show
They call him up
Although he's wrong, they think he is top grade
Their god is Rush, whoa-whoa
(That's because...)

They want to hear him
Bash Bill again
His propaganda means that much to them
When others call Rush
A bag of pus
We know the dittoheads will make a fuss
Their god is Rush, whoa,whoa...
(That's because...)

(Instrumental interlude, whispered lyrics: )
(Be quiet! Pig boys don't fly)
(Pig boys don't fly)
(Pig boys don't fly)
(Pig boys don't fly)
(Pig boys don't fly)
(Pig boys don't fly)
(Pig boys don't fly)

They keep his poster upon their walls
Shows off the nasty brain that spewing lies
His dittoheads all
Help his attack
He says, "I told you so," it means so much to them
Their god is Rush, whoa, whoa
(It's because...)

Ooh, they wait in long lines for him
Ooh, they wait in long lines
Ooh, they wait in long lines for him
Ooh, they wait in long lines

Their god is Rush
They don't regret it
It's such a silly maze
They're running through
During his show
They call him up
Although he's wrong, they think he is top grade
Their god is Rush...
Their god is Rush...