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Song Parodies -> "Rush Is Full Of Crock"

Original Song Title:

"Loves Me Like A Rock"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Paul Simon

Parody Song Title:

"Rush Is Full Of Crock"

Parody Written by:

William Tong

The Lyrics

Spewing hate has been his ploy
He'll pay the Devil for his fame
We say, "Now, who do...
Who do you think you're fooling?"
He's overrated, but he's coy
Right winger who is under fire
Dittoheads love him, they love him
But we just love to tease and bug him
Because Rush is full of crock
Yeah, Rush is full of crock
And we just loathe him

He helps the right wing all he can
Pays the Devil for all his fame
We say, "Now, who do...
Who do you think you're fooling?"
He's a constipated man
Attacking social security
Dittoheads love him, they love him
But we just love to tease and bug him
Because Rush is full of crock
Yeah, Rush is full of crock
And we just loathe him

And he hates the President
G.O.P. Congress plays his game
And he'd say, "We don't...
We do not like who's ruling!
We want the Presidential seal!"
We can't leave the election up to them
Dittoheads love him, they love him
But we just love to tease and bug him
Because Rush is full of crock
Yeah, Rush is full of crock
And we just loathe him

Rush is full of crock...
Rush is full of crock...
Rush is full of crock...
Rush is full of crock...

(repeat gospel refrain)

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