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Song Parodies -> "Selected Shrub"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

The Supremes

Parody Song Title:

"Selected Shrub"

Parody Written by:

William Tong

The Lyrics

(instrumental intro)

All of Europe saw his "mind," time after time.
They see selected idiocy.
Selected Shrub, who stole democracy.
Selected Shrub - and Shrub's the crook we see.

So, when Shrub's alone,
The Shrub's unwieldy.
Trapped in his world,
That's a distorted reality.

Rhenquist Gang chose monarchy.
Put Bush on the throne.
We have long memories.

All of Europe saw his "mind."
They all fear that he's lying.
Rejects treaties he can't control.
Shrub relies upon all his hangers on.
His partners in crime toe his party's line.

So we jeer, as this dim bulb's lost no time.
Screwed us over, his right wing craze.
What gall, the Shrub, does what we disdain.
(Maul the Shrub!) Maul the Shrub!
Has a wasted, one-cell brain.

Though we've followed him through years.
His right wing dreams have caused
So much hurt; he never paused.

Crown he didn't earn,
Bush's right wing monarcy.
Selected Shrub refused to see
He is a putz, whom we cannot trust.
Right wing stole the prize.
The world may turn to dust.

After all, the right wing set the tone, and left
Bush's campaigning promises.
Now all bereft of revenue.

Selected Shrub, who stole democracy.
And Shrub's the crook we see.
He is a putsch whom we cannot trust.
Right wing stole the prize.
The world may turn to dust...

(repeat and fade)

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