Refrain:
Rush Limbaugh's followers are doomed cattle
Doomed cattle, doomed cattle
Leaping to conclusions, they're like doomed cattle,
Doomed cattle, doomed cattle

Dittoheads don't understand,
Rush knows how to sell his brand
Oh, dittoheads don't understand,
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh...oh-oh-oh-oh-oh...
He'll be a jerk ever more

And Limbaugh will not stop his lies,
When proved wrong, he'll still try
Yes, Limbaugh will not stop his lies
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh...oh-oh-oh-oh-oh...
He will be despised all the more

If we could, we would throw eggs
At this phoney, as he begs
Yes, if we could, we would throw eggs
E-e-e-e-eggs... E-e-e-e-eggs...
Rush won't need to talk no more

Did it take long to blind them? They are the faithful Right
Did it take long to blind them? Are you gonna stay and fight?

Rush Limbaugh's followers are doomed cattle
Doomed cattle, doomed cattle
Leaping to conclusions like they're doomed cattle,
Doomed cattle, doomed cattle

Doomed cattle, doomed cattle
Doomed cattle, doomed cattle