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Song Parodies -> "Take Him Out Of The Brawl Game"

Original Song Title:

"Take Me Out To The Ball Game"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Take Him Out Of The Brawl Game"

Parody Written by:

William Tong

The Lyrics

Inspired by a sports headline about the Yankees-Red Sox brawl during Game 3 of the ALCS. As sung by fans of the home team:
Take him out of the brawl game.
Take him out; we're not cowed.
High and tight heaters, and chins got waxed.
Batter beaned, let that pitcher get axed.
Crowd, let's hoot, hoot, hoot at the foes' team.
Get punches in; that's their aim.
He's supposed to throw strikes,
Not punches at this ball game.

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nally - October 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Good one...except I'm for the Sox not the Yanks.
Royce Miller - October 14, 2003 - Report this comment
William--I think this is great, but also I'm wanting to tell you I like your title "Mangle Bill"--to Jingle Bells--the titles you come up with are pretty amazing.
Will - October 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks... my parody was only inspired by the news headline, and not meant to take sides between New York or Boston.
Will - October 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Thank you, Royce. I almost always start with a good song title before I start writing my parody lyrics in earnest. On rare occasions, I'll change the title by the time I'm through, if I think it's funnier than my original concept.
Static - October 14, 2003 - Report this comment
just note that Pedro didn't punch Zimmer, he kinda more like body slammed him... lol
Guy DiRito - October 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Will - Short song, but sweet just the same. Appropriate for the playoffs. Who am I rooting for? Bill Sianis' goat, of course. Cubs, one win from the series. Two games left. Will it be the Cubs or the goat?
Manny Ramirez - October 14, 2003 - Report this comment
It started out okay, but... wait, I wasn't paying attention. What were we talking about? Oh yeah, that Samuel Clemens guy threw at my head! He's a killer! Not like my homey Pedro!
Static - October 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Manny...
Yes, Samuel Clemens threw eye level to you, nice job ducking...
P.S.: Your homey Pedro is also a good bowler. He got a strike using the Buddha
Mike - October 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Great parody! I'm glad you're doing some non-political parodies for a change--if I see another parody about "Dubya" I am going to hurl (j/k).
nnnag - October 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Samuel Clemens? Don't ya mean Roger Clemens? Samuel Clemens was the real name of author Mark Twain, I thought we all knew that ;)
Michael Pacholek - October 20, 2003 - Report this comment
That's the point, nnnag: Manny probably doesn't know it. He's a moron. He's got a ten-million-dollar bat and a five-cent head. In fact, he's gonna be a rapper. Call himself 5 Cent. And Pedro can be Snoop Egg-Sucking Dogg. Nomar can call himself Hammpty Hump. He's already got the nose. Like Andy Pettitte doesn't, but he's also got the rings!
Michael Pacholek - October 20, 2003 - Report this comment
And have you seen my man Posada's ears?
Gel - August 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Thank god the Red Sox didn't beat up the Yanks for that! LOL;D

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