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Song Parodies -> "Rove Really Was So Bitter"

Original Song Title:

"Nobody Does It Better"

Original Performer:

Carly Simon

Parody Song Title:

"Rove Really Was So Bitter"

Parody Written by:

William Tong

The Lyrics

Inspired by the vindictiveness of the Bush Administration (allegedly Karl Rove), who leaked the identity of CIA covert operative Valerie Plame in order to exact revenge on her husband, former Ambassador Joe Wilson, who opposed Bush's Iraq War. U.S. Attorney Patrick Fitzgerald is now formally investigating the incident, after two years of White House stonewalling.
(instrumental intro)

Rove really was... so bitter.
He was real mad - couldn't rest.
Rove and the staff of... dumb King W...
Sadists towards a "pest."

Bushies were cookin'... intelligence roundly,
Which they tried to hide from the news spotlight.
Bush, Joe Wilson critiqued;
A spy then Rove leaked.
He's keepin' our spy secrets safe? Yeah, right!

Yeah, Rove really was... so bitter.
Bush war crimes relished, 'cause they could.
Rove really loves it - spite, from W.
Fire his ass, he is no good.

The way that he boldly
Sought vengeance so coldly;
He's run out of magic; we're still lied to.
From law, Rove is runnin,'
Fitzgerald is a-comin,'
Rove should burn,
And screw you, King W.

Yeah, Rove really was... so bitter.
He was real mad - couldn't rest.
Rove and the staff of... dumb King W...
Sadists towards a "pest."

Sadists towards a "pest."
Sadists towards a "pest."
Sadists towards a "pest."

(repeat last line and fade)

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