(As sung by Dubya:)

(instrumental intro)

Last year's election was a win for the Right.
The Supreme Court helped me, when votes got too tight.
Got really steamed - nearly lost victory.
Couldn't win alone; I had an ace up my sleeve...

Well... my little brother runs a southern state.
Jeb stole the votes for me.
Bush Brothers will just stick together and stop democracy.
Things were looking bad for a while.
Jeb did something for me...
'Cause... my little brother runs a southern state.
Jeb stole the votes for me.

Jeb threw a strike, 'cause in his state, I went so far.
Like in the past, vote recounts were bizarre.
Never really had to strive,
Never been around the world.
There is no way I will show my plans unfurled

Well... my little brother runs a southern state.
Jeb stole the votes for me.
Bush Brothers will just stick together and stop democracy.
Things were looking bad for a while.
Jeb did something for me...
'Cause... my little brother runs a southern state.
Jeb stole the votes for me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah... oh, yeah... yeah, yeah...

I asked my brother, "Please bring it on home."
He said, "Yes, 'cause you can't win alone."
"Vote counts were shrinking - saved your victory."
Couldn't win alone; I had an ace up my sleeve...

Well... my little brother runs a southern state.
Jeb stole the votes for me.
Bush Brothers will just stick together and stop democracy.
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Well... my little brother runs a southern state.
Jeb stole the votes for me.