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Song Parodies -> "Jeb Stole The Votes For Me"

Original Song Title:

"Brand New Key"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Melanie

Parody Song Title:

"Jeb Stole The Votes For Me"

Parody Written by:

William Tong

The Lyrics

(As sung by Dubya:)

(instrumental intro)

Last year's election was a win for the Right.
The Supreme Court helped me, when votes got too tight.
Got really steamed - nearly lost victory.
Couldn't win alone; I had an ace up my sleeve...

Well... my little brother runs a southern state.
Jeb stole the votes for me.
Bush Brothers will just stick together and stop democracy.
Things were looking bad for a while.
Jeb did something for me...
'Cause... my little brother runs a southern state.
Jeb stole the votes for me.

Jeb threw a strike, 'cause in his state, I went so far.
Like in the past, vote recounts were bizarre.
Never really had to strive,
Never been around the world.
There is no way I will show my plans unfurled

Well... my little brother runs a southern state.
Jeb stole the votes for me.
Bush Brothers will just stick together and stop democracy.
Things were looking bad for a while.
Jeb did something for me...
'Cause... my little brother runs a southern state.
Jeb stole the votes for me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah... oh, yeah... yeah, yeah...

I asked my brother, "Please bring it on home."
He said, "Yes, 'cause you can't win alone."
"Vote counts were shrinking - saved your victory."
Couldn't win alone; I had an ace up my sleeve...

Well... my little brother runs a southern state.
Jeb stole the votes for me.
Bush Brothers will just stick together and stop democracy.
La la la la la la la la la la, la la la la la la
Well... my little brother runs a southern state.
Jeb stole the votes for me.

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