Fun Music Information -> Melanie
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Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Melanie Safka. Submitted by: groove
Better Names for Current Songs:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "I got a Brand New Pair of Polar Weights" | "I got a Brand New Pair of Roller Skates" | Adriana |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | Comments & Submittor Name |
| "Where Are We Going?" | "We Don't Know Where We're Going," Melanie | Raphael |
| "Do You Know Where You're Going To?" | "We Don't Know Where We're Going," Melanie | nally |
| "Lay Down (Candles In The Rain)" | "Lay Down Sally," Eric Clapton | Kathy |
| "Brand New Key" | "Let's Lock The Door (And Throw Away The Key)," Jay & The Americans | Kathy |
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Band New Key" originally "Brand New Key"
Peter
Add a Letter To a Song Title:
"Look What They've Done To My Song, Man" originally "Look What They've Done To My Song, Ma"
Mark Richardson
Change a Letter In a Song Title:
"Grand New Key" originally "Brand New Key"
Nancy
"What Have They Done To My Bong, Ma" originally "What Have They Done To My Song, Ma"
Edward
"Brand New Keg" originally "Brand New Key"
Powder or beer?
Naomi Swanson
Song Parodies:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Brand New Key" | "Brand New Knees" | Merry & Pippin |
| "What Have They done To My Song?" | "What Have They Done To My Dong?" | Rick Duncan |
| "Look What They've Done To My Song" | "Look What We've Done To The Dog" | Steve Kalafut |
| "Brand New Key" | "Brand New Operating System" | Chickagril |
| "Lay Down (Candles In The Rain)" | "Write Down (Vandals Of The Vain)" | Johnny D |
| "Brand New Key" | "I Go Pretty Far" | Joseph Hayes |
| "Look What They Done To My Song, Ma" | "Look What They Done To My 8-track Tapes" | Mattias Johansson |
| "Look What They've Done To My Song" | "Has No One Seen My New Song" | sloatead |
| "Brand New Key" | "Pair Of Tix" | sloatead |
| "Brand New Key" | "Brand New Me" | Malcolm Higgins |
There are additional Melanie song parodies available. | ||
Untapped Commercial Ideas:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Brand New Key | Rollerblades/Roller Skates | Adriana |
| Brand New Key | Key Bank | oldsongs |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Brand New Key | Locksmiths | Richard Davies |
Duets Not Yet Performed:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| She Can't Find Her Keys Paul Petersen | Brand New Key Melanie | She Can't Find Her Brand New Key | crazydon |
| Brand New Key Melanie | Key West Intermezzo John Mellencamp | Brand New Key West Intermezzo | Ashley Michelle McGowan |
| Brand New Key Melanie | Key Largo Bertie Higgins | Brand New Key Largo | Ashley Michelle McGowan |
| Brand New Key Melanie | To The Door Of The Sun Al Martino | Brand New Key To The Door Of The Sun | Julia Cox |
Misheard Lyrics:
"Brand New Key"
Misheard Lyrics: I roller skated to your door in delight.
Original Lyrics: I roller skated to your door at daylight.
| "Lay Down (Candles In The Rain)"
Misheard Lyrics: Lay down, lay down
Lay it all down Let your wife turn to Milo. Original Lyrics: Lay down, lay down
Lay it all down Let your white birds smile on. |
"God's Only Daughter"
Misheard Lyrics: I'm God's only daughter
And the one nutty goes, it's harvest time. Original Lyrics: I'm God's only daughter
And the one Daddy grows His garden on. | "(Lay Down) Candles In The Rain"
Misheard Lyrics: Let your white sperm fly up.
Original Lyrics: Let your white bird smile up.
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| There are additional Melanie misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Story:
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"Lay Down (Candles In The Rain)"
Misheard Lyrics: Lay down, lay down
Lay it all down Let your wife turn to Milo. Original Lyrics: Lay down, lay down
Lay it all down Let your white birds smile on. |
Story about this misheard lyric by: Chris Morgan I heard my friend sing this, in all seriousness, and very earnestly, too. He was ribbed about it for almost a year. |
| There are additional Melanie misheard stories available. | |
Insincere Lyrics:
"Momma, Momma"
The Insincere Lyrics: Momma, momma, I fear you reared me wrong.
Why They're Insincere: I think you're right, Melanie. That's why you're singing about your mother in front of people instead of robbing banks like normal people.
Submitted by: oldsongs
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Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:
"Brand New Key"
The Lyrics: I ride my bike, I rollerskate, don't drive no car.
Why: That must means she does drive a car.
Submitted by: hamburger456
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Band Name Anagrams:
Mean Lie Submitted by: Ruth Leslie Savage
Song Title Acrostics:
IDEA: "I Don't Eat Animals"
Submitted by: Ruth Leslie Savage
PITS: "Pebbles In The Sand"
Submitted by: Jessica Albacore Tuna
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Canned Brew Knee" originally "Brand New Key"
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale
