Fun Music Information -> Melanie

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Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Melanie Safka. Submitted by: groove

Better Names for Current Songs:

Original Song Name	New Song Name	Submitter Name
"I got a Brand New Pair of Polar Weights"	"I got a Brand New Pair of Roller Skates"	Adriana

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name	Song & Band Name	Comments & Submittor Name
"Where Are We Going?"	"We Don't Know Where We're Going," Melanie	Raphael
"Do You Know Where You're Going To?"	"We Don't Know Where We're Going," Melanie	nally
"Lay Down (Candles In The Rain)"	"Lay Down Sally," Eric Clapton	Kathy
"Brand New Key"	"Let's Lock The Door (And Throw Away The Key)," Jay & The Americans	Kathy

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Band New Key" originally "Brand New Key"

Peter

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"Look What They've Done To My Song, Man" originally "Look What They've Done To My Song, Ma"

Mark Richardson

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"Grand New Key" originally "Brand New Key"

Nancy

"What Have They Done To My Bong, Ma" originally "What Have They Done To My Song, Ma"

Edward

"Brand New Keg" originally "Brand New Key"

Powder or beer?

Naomi Swanson

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name	Parody Song Name	Parody Author
"Brand New Key"	"Brand New Knees"	Merry & Pippin
"What Have They done To My Song?"	"What Have They Done To My Dong?"	Rick Duncan
"Look What They've Done To My Song"	"Look What We've Done To The Dog"	Steve Kalafut
"Brand New Key"	"Brand New Operating System"	Chickagril
"Lay Down (Candles In The Rain)"	"Write Down (Vandals Of The Vain)"	Johnny D
"Brand New Key"	"I Go Pretty Far"	Joseph Hayes
"Look What They Done To My Song, Ma"	"Look What They Done To My 8-track Tapes"	Mattias Johansson
"Look What They've Done To My Song"	"Has No One Seen My New Song"	sloatead
"Brand New Key"	"Pair Of Tix"	sloatead
"Brand New Key"	"Brand New Me"	Malcolm Higgins
There are additional Melanie song parodies available.

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name	Product	Submittor
Brand New Key	Rollerblades/Roller Skates	Adriana
Brand New Key	Key Bank	oldsongs

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name	Company/Organization	Submittor
Brand New Key	Locksmiths	Richard Davies

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name	Second Band/Song Name	New Song Name	Submittor
She Can't Find Her Keys Paul Petersen	Brand New Key Melanie	She Can't Find Her Brand New Key	crazydon
Brand New Key Melanie	To The Door Of The Sun Al Martino	Brand New Key To The Door Of The Sun	Julia Cox

Misheard Lyrics:

"Brand New Key" Misheard Lyrics: I roller skated to your door in delight. Original Lyrics: I roller skated to your door at daylight.	"Lay Down (Candles In The Rain)" Misheard Lyrics: Lay down, lay down Lay it all down Let your wife turn to Milo. Original Lyrics: Lay down, lay down Lay it all down Let your white birds smile on.
"God's Only Daughter" Misheard Lyrics: I'm God's only daughter And the one nutty goes, it's harvest time. Original Lyrics: I'm God's only daughter And the one Daddy grows His garden on.	"(Lay Down) Candles In The Rain" Misheard Lyrics: Let your white sperm fly up. Original Lyrics: Let your white bird smile up.
There are additional Melanie misheard lyrics available.