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Song Parodies -> "Write Down (Vandals Of The Vain)"

Original Song Title:

"Lay Down (Candles In The Rain)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Melanie

Parody Song Title:

"Write Down (Vandals Of The Vain)"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Write down, write down!
Write it all down!
Let your bright words smile at
The music stars and clowns!

Write down, write down!
Write it all down!
Let your bright words rile those
Recording stars and clowns!


They were so gross, their lousy tunes

They badly cried, their croaker's croons

They all deserved...our mockery

So we all sang...our parodies!


Write down, write down!
Write it all down!
Let your bright words smile at
The music stars and clowns!

( Come on and )

Write down, write down!
Write it all down!
Let your bright words rile those
Recording stars and clowns!


Each phrase, be vandalized!
'Cause if you don't they might come back and sing their blight!

Their phrases, vandalize them!
Vandalize and spoof those lip-sync-an-droids-so-vain!

( Ohhh, whoa, )

Write down, write down!
Write it all down!
Let your bright words smile at
The music stars and clowns!

( You've got to )

Write down, write down!
Write it all down!
Let your bright words rile those
Recording stars and clowns!


They were so gross, their lousy tunes

They badly cried, their lip-sync croons

They all deserved...our mockery

So we all sang...our parodies!

We came to sing
We came to play
We came to ding
Those stars so vain

Each phrase,
(PHRASE!)
Be vandalized!
(BE VANDALIZED!)
'Cause if you don't they might come back and sing their blight!

Oh their phrases,
(PHRASE!)
Vandalize them!
(VANDALIZE THEM!)
Vandalize and spoof those pri-ma-don-nas-so-vain!

( OHHH, HEY! )

Write down, write down!
Write it all down!
Let your bright words smile at
The music stars and clowns!

( Come on and )

Write down, write down!
Write it all down!
Let your bright words rile those
Recording stars and clowns!

( You've got to )

Write down, write down!
Write it all down!
Let your bright words smile at
The music stars and clowns!

( Come on and )

Write down, write down!
Write it all down!
Let your bright words rile those
Recording stars and clowns!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 10

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Paul Robinson - November 05, 2004 - Report this comment
You like us...you really like us...5's, sir, for a superb and witty parody of parody writing and it's superbly witty writers...
Kristof Robertson - November 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Sums up this site to a tee! Superb, JD! 555
Adagio - November 05, 2004 - Report this comment
A really good one, Johnny. Thanks for not writing a political one. 5's
Jeff Reuben - November 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Very very good. Thanks for not writing a spelunking one.
Stuart McArthur - November 05, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm sure melanie will be riled, Johnny - 555
John Barry - November 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Perfect description of our efforts.
alvin rhodes - November 05, 2004 - Report this comment
HAHAHA...love the original....love this more...fives
Johnny D - November 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Alvin!
Mari D - November 06, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm into weird juxtapositions (Woodstock OS with current pop star words) so I really enjoyed this one. And belated congrats on the big 4-0-0!
Scathe - November 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Song parodies about song parodies remind me about why I started writing song parodies. Food for thought. :-)
Johnny D - November 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Mari D, and thanks, Scathe!

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