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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> M -> Melanie

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Melanie that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 39 misheard song lyrics for Melanie on amIright currently.

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"Brand New Key" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't go to bed but I go pretty far
Original Lyrics:
Don't go too fast but I go pretty far
"Brand New Key" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a brand new brand of roller skates
Original Lyrics:
I got a brand new pair of roller skates
"Brand New Key" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a brand new pair of polar bears
Original Lyrics:
I got a brand new pair of roller skates
"Brand New Key" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I ride my bike,
I rollerskate,
don't drive no car
don't go to bed
but I go pretty far
Original Lyrics:
I ride my bike,
I rollerskate,
don't drive no car
don't go too fast
but I go pretty far
"Brand New Key" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I roller skated to your door in delight.
Original Lyrics:
I roller skated to your door at daylight.
"Brand New Key" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I think that we should get together in colonoscopy.
Original Lyrics:
I think that we should get together and try them out you see.
"Brand New Key" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna get a tin can over
Never to 46!
Original Lyrics:
I've got a brand new pair of roller skates
You've got a brand new key.
"Brand New Key" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a brand new bottle of Novocaine
or
I've got a brand new bottle of Solarcaine
Original Lyrics:
I've got a brand new pair of roller skates
"Brand New Key" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a brand new game of no mistakes
Original Lyrics:
I've got a brand new pair of roller skates
"Brand New Key" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a brand new pair of roller skates,
You've got a brand new key
I'll make a wish to get together and throw them out to sea
Original Lyrics:
I've got a brand new pair of roller skates,
You've got a brand new key
I think that we should get together and try them on to see
"Brand New Key" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It almost seems that you're supporting me.
Original Lyrics:
It almost seems like you're avoiding me.
"Brand New Key" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It almost seems that you're the boy for me.
Original Lyrics:
It almost seems like you're avoiding me.
"Brand New Key" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, I got a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new qi (pronounced 'chee')
Original Lyrics:
Oh, I got a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key
Last line of the song ONLY. I agree she sings 'key' all of the other times.
"Brand New Key" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some people say I don't know right for a girl.
Original Lyrics:
Some people say I done all right for a girl.
"Brand New Key" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some people say I don't know right for a girl
Original Lyrics:
Some people say I done alright for a girl
"Brand New Key" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You got a brand of briefs
Original Lyrics:
You got a brand new key
"Getting Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I'm getting out and I feel like batter
Original Lyrics:
Well I'm getting out and I feel a lot better
"God's Only Daughter"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I see mine thoughtful in the morning
Original Lyrics:
And I see my papa in the morning
"God's Only Daughter"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm God's only daughter
And the one nutty goes, it's harvest time.
Original Lyrics:
I'm God's only daughter
And the one Daddy grows His garden on.
"God's Only Daughter"
Misheard Lyrics:
With the side, it's my eyes in the morning
Original Lyrics:
When the sun hits my eyes in the morning
"Lay Down (Candles In The Rain)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay down, Lay down,
Lay it all down, Let your whites perspire
Original Lyrics:
Lay down, Lay down,
Lay it all down, Let your white bird smile up.
"Lay Down (Candles In The Rain)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay down, lay down
Lay it all down
Let your wife turn to Milo.
Original Lyrics:
Lay down, lay down
Lay it all down
Let your white birds smile on.
"Lay Down (Candles In The Rain)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let the white burns starter and the white bread sound
Original Lyrics:
Let your white birds smile up at the ones who stand and frown
"Lay Down (Candles In The Rain)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let your white bird smile up at the one who's dead and brown
Original Lyrics:
Let your white birds smile up at the ones who stand and frown
"Lay Down (Candles In The Rain)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let your white bird smile up
While the world's spinning 'round.
Original Lyrics:
Let your white birds smile up
At the ones who stand and frown.
This has to be one of the most misquoted songs around. Melanie's voice in the chorus is not all that clear and the Edwin Hawkins Gospel Singers just about drown her out. Still, it's a great song.
"Lay Down (Candles In The Rain)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let your white birds smile up at the one who’s sad and brown
Original Lyrics:
Let your white birds smile up at the ones who stand and frown
"Lay Down (Candles In The Rain)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let your white sperm fly up.
Original Lyrics:
Let your white bird smile up.
"Lay Down (Candles In The Rain)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let your wife burn a smile up
And the world will stay a frown.
Original Lyrics:
Let your white bird smile up
At the ones who stand and frown.
"Lay Down (Candles In The Rain)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let your wife turn scarlet
And one man frown.
Original Lyrics:
Let your white bird smile up
At the ones who stand and frown.
"Lay Down (Candles In The Rain)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Neighbor neighbor
Original Lyrics:
Lay down lay down
"Lay Down (Candles In The Rain)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We all bled inside each other's wombs
Original Lyrics:
We all bled inside each other's wounds
"Lay Down (Candles in the Rain)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay down, lay down, lay it all down,
Let your whites turn brighter and the world will set you free.
Original Lyrics:
Lay down, lay down, lay it all down,
Let your white bird smile up at the ones who stand and frown.
"Lay Down (Candles in the Rain)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay down, lay down, lay it all down,
Let your whites turn brighter
And the world will set you free.
Original Lyrics:
Lay down, lay down, lay it all down,
Let your white bird smile up
At the ones who stand and frown.
"Lay Down (Candles in the Rain)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let the right turn show up
Original Lyrics:
Let the white bird smile up
"Lay Down (Candles in the Rain)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let your diapers swallow
Original Lyrics:
Let your white bird smile up
"Lay Down (Candles in the Rain)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Way down, way down
Original Lyrics:
Lay down, lay down
"Momma, Momma"
Misheard Lyrics:
Momma, momma I feel you wheeled me wrong.
or
Momma, momma I feel you reared me wrong.
Original Lyrics:
Momma, momma, I fear you reared me wrong.
"Pebbles In The Sand"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's gonna miss you, cosmical one
Original Lyrics:
And it's gonna miss you 'cause we are one
"Pebbles In The Sand"
Misheard Lyrics:
I sought the sea my soul
Original Lyrics:
I taught the sea my song

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