A six-million dollar effort here! Thanks for the mp3, I wasn't familiar with this one.

A better, stronger, faster parody here. There's an OS I haven't heard in years! I guess it was a different kind of key party back then.

Very good. Here's one called "I've Got A Brand New Set Of Denture Plates, You've Got A Brand New Knee" by Dee Range that's really good too.www.amiright.com/parody/60s/melaniesafka1.shtml

OMG...i literally spit coffee when i read "i got a brand new pair of shoulder blades'.....my fave of the day

Good idea...a medely of Melanie's greatest hit.
If it cost 6 million 30 years ago, what's that in today's dollars ?

Dear Six-Million Dollar Man, glad to hear that the knees do the trick, eh?

Quite inventive and creative

You hobbits would definately have a leg up on the competition if you entered this in one of the inthe00s.com messageboard song parody comps. I wonder if that coffee Alvin was drinking went out his nose - don't you just hate it when that happens? Which leads me to a question - If a cow laughs will milk come out her nose? And I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read the "Shoulder Blades" line. Pure Merry & Pippin here. I LOLed at this when I read it. Good one! Great Five!

Regenerating body parts may very well soon be scientific fact rather than science fiction. Brooke Army Medical Center which is part of Ft Sam Houston in San Antonio, Texas is doing research using something they nicknamed "Pixie Dust". This substance tricks the body into doing what stem cells do and that is to grow tissue, bone, tendon, etc. One soldier is actually starting to regrow a finger using this therapy. Here are some links to news articles about this amazing and promising medical breakthrough for those of you who may be interested:

http://respiratorytherapydriven.blogspot.com/2008/05/pixie-dustwhat-can-it-do-for-us.html

http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/05/26/regrowing.body.parts/index.html

Thank you all. Say, maybe I could get my hands on some of that pixie dust and enhance...ah, never mind...!

Pip - You dog, you. Yeah and they could put Enzyte® out of business.

Beautifully engineered in my POV :)