Song Parodies -> Ann Is Crazed

Original Song Title:

"Maggie May"

Original Performer:

Rod Stewart

  
Parody Song Title:

"Ann Is Crazed"

Parody Written by:

William Tong

Dedicated to looney right wing columnist Ann "Thrax" Coulter
(instrumental intro)

Shut up, Annie, we think you're a nothing, and crazy, too.
We all remember you are screwy, and a crackpot fool.
All liberals slandered, abused.
But you can't stand to be accused.
Oh, Ann, you're just making up lies,
Like before.
You bitch from the Twilight Zone,
On TV, won't leave us alone.
You're black at heart; a Nazi in a skirt.

You love Dim Son, who's so dim, you lie that Bush is a sage.
You right wing bimbo, you dunce; you just lie 'bout everything.
We laugh at you; you're a joke,
Like Shrub, whom we love to poke.
Oh, Ann, you're just making up lies, like before.
You bitch from the Twilight Zone,
On TV, won't leave us alone.
Attack dog role; you're insane, you just bitch and pout.

(brief instrumental break)

Bush's people have a friend; you lend a helping hand.
You're so looney, we've discovered
You worked undercover to throw Clinton out.
We just want to whack your head
When you say you want all liberals dead.
Oh, Annie, you shouldn't have tried, you're a bore.
You bitch from the Twilight Zone,
On TV, won't leave us alone.
You're black at heart, we can't believe the ways you've lied.

(instrumental break)

We oppose right wing collective kooks who prop up Bush the Fool.
Repeal Bush Daddy's coup, and restore our country's rightful rule.
Boot Bush's out-of-control band
Who prey upon our land.
Ann Coulter, we don't want to see... your face.
You love the First Class Fool's monarchy.
You're as blind as that Fool can be.
Though Shrub's not smart, you still love him anyway...

(long instrumental break - next lines sung over break)

Annie... you cadaver... don't show your face...
Annie... telebimbo... you're truly crazed...

(instrumental fade)
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