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Song Parodies -> "G.O.P. Fools Want Guns In The Schoolyard"

Original Song Title:

"Me And Julio Down By The Schoolyard"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Paul Simon

Parody Song Title:

"G.O.P. Fools Want Guns In The Schoolyard"

Parody Written by:

William Tong

The Lyrics

The Littleton drama filled us with dread
As the massacre stunned the nation
The Republican louts began to pout
When we started new gun legislation
They're against new laws
Yes, they're against new laws
Handguns are the cause
But they're against new laws

When their polls went down, and the G.O.P. found
They're blamed for lack of prevention
They're really annoyed that they can't avoid
The gun issues got the House's attention

And the NRA
Hates the way that things are going
But the NRA
Said they don't cause crime, and it isn't fair
Loopholes need closing from here to Arizona
But the G.O.P. fools want guns in the schoolyard
But the G.O.P. fools want guns in the schoolyard

And the NRA
Hates the way that things are going
But the NRA
Said they don't cause crime, and it isn't fair
Loopholes need closing from here to Arizona
But the G.O.P. fools want guns in the schoolyard
But the G.O.P. fools want guns in the schoolyard

These Republican slaves are owned by the NRA
And the press are big whores who shriek
It's the fanatical beast
Called the ratings that greased
The violence on the cover of Newsweek

And the NRA
Hates the way that things are going
But the NRA
Said they don't cause crime, and it isn't fair
Loopholes need closing from here to Arizona
But the G.O.P. fools want guns in the schoolyard
But the G.O.P. fools want guns in the schoolyard

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