(instrumental intro)

"You're tipsy," said his mother.
For Dubya had sworn
To try to stay sober while running.
Lied 'bout everything under the sun.
And now he makes the world
Jump and shout.
And the whole world wants to know
What's he's all about...

And you know he's dim...
Everybody knows he's dim...
He's a stupid, stupid man...
Everybody knows he's dim.

His party bats for him.
Don't need no polling booth.
His Supreme Court friends appointed him.
It was a bloodless coup.

Knows nothing 'bout this world.
Still took command.
Soon the world's gonna know
He's a stupid, stupid man.

And you know he's dim...
Everybody knows he's dim...
He's a stupid, stupid man...
Everybody knows he's dim.

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On the 12th night.
Of the 12th month.
Last Election Week.
The Supreme Court said:
"Bush wins, though his votes sucked.
We agree...
We've got connections and powers.
His victory's guaranteed."

And you know he's dim...
Everybody knows he's dim...
He's a stupid, stupid man...
Everybody knows he's dim.