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Song Parodies -> "Heart Attack"

Original Song Title:

"Heart Attack"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Olivia Newton-John

Parody Song Title:

"Heart Attack"

Parody Written by:

William Tong

The Lyrics

As sung by Dick Cheney to his dummy, Dubya Bush:
(instrumental intro)

My mouth asks, "Why?!"
My voice can't speak.
I'm thinking, "Your mind's so damned weak!"
I'm looking at you.
You're smirking at me.
I just think that you're so lazy.

If you only knew what you're putting me through.
It's another heart attack!
It could be a heart attack!
You're giving me a heart attack!
George, you tried to find safe haven.
There's no place to go.

I can't catch my breath.
I just want to scream.
But you're the dumbest king I've ever seen.
I'm way past the point of discovery.
You're gonna be the death of me.

If you only knew what you're putting me through.
It's another heart attack!
It could be a heart attack!
You're giving me a heart attack.
George, you tried to find safe haven.
There's no place to go.

A heart attack!
You're giving me a heart attack!
Heart attack!
You're giving me a heart attack!
You're giving me a heart attack!
You're giving me a heart attack!

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 53

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