-> "Richard Clarke, Shut Up"
Original Song Title:
"Start Me Up"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Richard Clarke, Shut Up"
The Lyrics
(instrumental intro)
Richard Clarke, shut up!
Richard Clarke, shut up - why won't he stop?!
Richard Clarke, shut up!
Richard Clarke, shut up - why won't he stop?!
He exposed my plot!
Bin Laden got off; Iraq war's a flop!
Richard Clarke, shut up!
Richard Clarke, shut up - why won't he stop?!
My secrets blown sky high!
My secrets blown sky high!
My secrets blown sky high!
My war's for oil, for gasoline.
I talked smooth; rode on my lean war machine...
Clarke, shut u-u-up!
Richard Clarke, shut up!
The war I started is now all I've got, I've got, I've got...
I can't compete...
With John Kerry, so I'll have to cheat.
Clarke has fu**ed things up!
I won't like to lose my winner's cup, winner's cup
My secrets blown sky high!
My secrets blown sky high!
My secrets blown sky high!
I am irate!
Clarke rips my spleen.
It won't be easy;
Slime him, my mean machine.
Clarke, shut u-u-up!
Richard Clarke, shut up!
Don't stall my plot.
Why won't you ever, ever, ever stop?!
Never, never... shut him up!
My secrets blown sky high!
My secrets blown sky high!
My secrets blown sky high!
I have been skinned; Clarke did the squeeze.
There were no traces of WMDs.
Clarke, shut u-u-up!
What'd he say, when will he ever stop, ever stop?!
Never stops, never stops!
Fu**ed me u-u-up...
Never stops, never stops, never stops!
My, my, my secrets blown sky high!
My, my, my secrets blown sky high!
My, my, my secrets blown sky high!
I, I hate that man, he's scum.
I, I hate that man, he's scum...
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