Song Parodies -> Mad Schemer
| Original Song Title: | "Maneater" |
| Original Performer: | Daryl Hall & John Oates |
| Parody Song Title: | "Mad Schemer" |
| Parody Written by: | William Tong |
Written in 1999 about Special Persecutor Kenneth Starr and his $60 million dollar tax-payer supported Clinton witch hunt
(instrumental intro)
He only supports the Right
Which means he wants the hype
You know what he'll do
He'll always go too far
There's no debating
With unlimited funds
All wielded by Ken Starr
So many have paid, you see
$60 million dollars for free
This counsel is wild
He intends to rip Bill's world apart
It doesn't matter
'Cause the people just yawned
When they read the Starr Report
Oh, no, here he comes
Watch out, folks, he'll screw you up
Oh, no, here he comes
He's a mad schemer
Oh, no, here he comes
Watch out, folks, he'll screw you up
Oh, no, here he comes
He's a mad schemer
(instrumental break)
He couldn't resist the view
Snooping into things people do
He laid out a trap
And leaked out news that shouldn't stand up in court
It doesn't matter
'Cause the people just yawned
When they read the Starr Report
Oh, no, here he comes
Watch out, folks, he'll screw you up
Oh, no, here he comes
He's a mad schemer
Oh, no, here he comes
Watch out, folks, he'll screw you up
Oh, no, here he comes
He's a mad schemer
(Instrumental break)
Oh, no, here he comes
Watch out, folks, he'll screw you up
Oh, no, here he comes
He's a mad schemer
Oh, no, here he comes
Watch out, folks, he'll screw you up
Oh, no, here he comes
He's a mad schemer
(repeat chorus and fade)
He only supports the Right
Which means he wants the hype
You know what he'll do
He'll always go too far
There's no debating
With unlimited funds
All wielded by Ken Starr
So many have paid, you see
$60 million dollars for free
This counsel is wild
He intends to rip Bill's world apart
It doesn't matter
'Cause the people just yawned
When they read the Starr Report
Oh, no, here he comes
Watch out, folks, he'll screw you up
Oh, no, here he comes
He's a mad schemer
Oh, no, here he comes
Watch out, folks, he'll screw you up
Oh, no, here he comes
He's a mad schemer
(instrumental break)
He couldn't resist the view
Snooping into things people do
He laid out a trap
And leaked out news that shouldn't stand up in court
It doesn't matter
'Cause the people just yawned
When they read the Starr Report
Oh, no, here he comes
Watch out, folks, he'll screw you up
Oh, no, here he comes
He's a mad schemer
Oh, no, here he comes
Watch out, folks, he'll screw you up
Oh, no, here he comes
He's a mad schemer
(Instrumental break)
Oh, no, here he comes
Watch out, folks, he'll screw you up
Oh, no, here he comes
He's a mad schemer
Oh, no, here he comes
Watch out, folks, he'll screw you up
Oh, no, here he comes
He's a mad schemer
(repeat chorus and fade)
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