-> "Shrub Can't Get It Together"
Original Song Title:
"Love Will Keep Us Together"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Shrub Can't Get It Together"
The Lyrics
(instrumental intro)
Shrub... Shrub can't get it together.
Thinking's too hard; he'll never
Be caught talking without his throng;
Stringing along... the press's hounds
Bush is not very strong.
We gotta stop
The evil George W.
Stop... the unthinking W.
Crooked at heart, we know Shrub
Can't get it together...
Not ever...
(Bush:)
"Rule... rule belongs to me know.
All must agree with me now."
We've said it before, and we'll say it again.
Shrub is pretend.
Won't heed his crown, and we won't heed him when
We gotta stop
The evil George W.
Stop... the unthinking W.
Crooked at heart, we know Shrub
Can't get it together...
Not ever...
Dumb, but powerful.
Vote our way; this crook will be gone.
The Bush Brothers, though they scoff,
Voters are turning upon,
They will, they will, they will...
They... will... be there to say "remember."
Shrub can't get it together.
We've said it before, and we'll say it again.
Shrub is pretend.
Won't heed his crown, and we won't heed him when
We gotta stop
The evil George W.
Stop... the unthinking W.
Crooked at heart, we know Shrub
Can't get it together...
(long instrumental break)
We gotta stop
The evil George W.
Stop... the unthinking W.
Crooked at heart, we know Shrub
Can't get it together...
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