Song Parodies -> I Ripped Apart The Constitution

Original Song Title:

"I Left My Heart In San Francisco"

Original Performer:

Tony Bennett

  
Parody Song Title:

"I Ripped Apart The Constitution"

Parody Written by:

William Tong

As sung by Emperor George Dubya Bush:
I cannot be embarrassed; more power comes my way.
War glory brings it home; you must do what I say.
9-11 made my throne, though was rotten for Manhattan.
I'll rule at home without pity, while you pay...

I ripped apart... the Constitution.
So I can kill... all foes of me.
There'll be more Middle Eastern wars;
Keep terr-ists far from our shores.
We're keeping logs... on those who dare... scream "unfair!"

I do not care... 'bout Constitution.
A piece of paper won't stop me.
I'll decide what... to do; no Constitution,
Because I want... my monarchy.
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